Friday, August 21, 2009

Hammer Time & Poor Cheryl

Did you hear that slimy Tom DeLay's partner on Dancing with the Stars is Cheryl Burke! How will she stand it? They need to pay her triple what she's been getting. I love Cheryl and feel sorrier for her than I did for Karina when she had to dance with Billy Ray Cyrus and Ashley when she was paired with Master P. The horror!

Wonder if that means he really can dance? Maybe she's won too many times. There will be no more hot, sizzling dances like she had with Gilles who should have won.

No, not with the Hammer.

Here are some articles about next season of DWTS:

Partners Leaked :
Despite its decision to officially reveal Dancing with the Stars' ninth-season pairings on Monday's Good Morning America broadcast, 12 of the 16 couples have already been leaked.

The most recently revealed pairings are indicted former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay and Cheryl Burke, actress Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough, UFC mixed martial arts fighter Chuck Liddell and Anna Trebunskaya, singer Aaron Carter and Karina Smirnoff, singer/actress Mya and Dmitry Chaplin, Food Network host Mark Dacascos and Lacy Schwimmer, former The Osbournes star Kelly Osbourne and Louis van Amstel, and retired NFL star Michael Irvin and professional newcomer Anna Demidov.

Actress Debi Mazar and Maksim Chmerkovskiy, entertainer Donny Osmond and Kym Johnson, actor/singer Ashley Hamilton and Edyta Sliwinska, and Olympic gold medalist swimmer Natalie Coughlin and Alec Mazo were all previously leaked as Dancing with the Stars ninth-season couples earlier this week.

DeLay revealed his pairing with Burke -- a two-time mirror ball trophy winner -- in a Wednesday post on his personal website.

"I couldn't be more excited," read DeLay's post.

That leaves singer Macy Gray, actress Melissa Joan Hart, former supermodel Kathy Ireland and professional snowboarder Louie Vito as the only remaining ninth-season celebrities who have yet to have their professional partners leaked.

Dancing with the Stars' ninth season will premiere with a two-hour performance episode on Monday, September 21 at 8PM ET/PT.

Birther Dancer
in the Washington Post


Miss Ginger Grant said...

Who fucking cares? I hate that show. And Tom Delay is an asshat. The entire state of Texas hangs our head in embarassment!

Joy said...

I care! I love that show!

The rest of your comment I agree with.

Joy said...

I'm so alone in my love for DWTS! Where are you, Jimbo?

David Dust said...

If I were Cheryl, I'd bathe in VATS of Purell after getting near the ASSHammer.


Joy said...

I won't be able to watch that part.