I had to post these! Here is the useless information from my iGoogle:
Albert Einstein never learned how to drive a car.
And this is the Einstein Quote of the Day:
Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions.
But then here's the literary quote:
"Which came first, the intestine or the tapeworm?"
- William Burroughs