Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Cooking Woes

Back in the day at work, Debbie and Sandy would make fun of me when they saw little burns on my hands and arms. They'd say, "Oh, you've been cooking again." So last night I was chopping some cabbage and slicing some kielbasa in an attempt to make my house smell like Poland. I cut my thumb and immediately got out a test strip because then I wouldn't have to stick my finger and didn't want to waste some available blood. It took a couple of band-aids to take care of it. After the medical intermission, I continued with the cabbage and cut my finger. This one wasn't as bad and needed only one band-aid. Now you know one of the reasons I say that the only thing about me that's domestic is that I was born in this country.

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8 comments:

doggybloggy said...

And you say I am funny......

Miss Ginger Grant said...

Poor baby! Muse be more careful! Or just let Chef do it next time!

David Dust said...

I want you to lock up all your knives before you really do some damage. From now on you're only allowed to use plastic or wooden spoons. For EVERYTHING.

I suggest eating all your meals at Arby's...

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

Bob said...

I agree with David.

Plastic knives only.

Heal quick, CliffieJoy.

Joy said...

Yes, Miss Ginger, you are so right! I definitely need a chef and will when I win the lottery!

OK, David and Bob, plastic it is, which will make me too much like Billy Bob Thornton. I must think of my safety more than my image, though.

Thanks, Doggy. :-)

Berry Blog said...

And no pointy scissors either.
And no running in the kitchen.
sorry for your disaster but like a true teacher, made the most of it. Too funny.
Love, Charlie

Joy said...

Thanks, Charlie, for the compliment and for reminding me about the pointy scissors!

Mark in DE said...

"the only thing about me that's domestic is that I was born in this country."

Now, THAT'S funny!