Saturday, February 12, 2011

I Don 't See Dead People

I almost have panic attacks when those people who get in touch with dead relatives give their loved ones messages from them.  I hope like hell that is not true because I've done some things I really hope my father and grandmother didn't see and don't know about.  I'll have some 'splainin' to do if there is a way we meet again in the afterlife.  Some of that stuff even embarrasses me now when I think about it, so I can just imagine how Daddy would react!  Most of it was lots of fun but nothing I want observed.  Wonder how that works if it actually does happen?  I like to think that parts can be censored, but I mostly choose to believe they have no clue what I've done. 

5 comments:

David Dust said...

YOU AND ME BOTH!!!!!

My saintly, departed Grandpa and Grandma (on my Dad's side), will NOT be please with me for so many reasons...

XOXOXOXO

Bob said...

The dead don't judge, because they've already been through the "OMG what if so-andso finds out what I did?" phase.

mistress maddie said...

Auntie!!!! The things you worry about. Now you can imagine how this ho feels! It's one thing to "splain" to granny why I'm sleeping with a man, but what about two of them at times!!!!! I guess I could tell her a was trying it the french way!!! LOL! Or just blame it on the gin! And I do believe in ghost and the dead, but I've only encountered the dead ones in bed in some cases!

Sam said...

Yes, All your past activities will be well known by all there to greet you. You know that's where they get that, the good die young thang from. You see if you die young you havent had the chance to fuck everybody six ways to Sunday for all the dead to see.
Oh what a time it will be. I just hope my Mom is prepared, she will probably die all over again. Oh lord, I was just thinking. If I die then I get to watch from up there what everybody else is doing?
Oh.On a lighter note I hear they are working on an App for that.

mrs. miss alaineus said...

i like to think that the dead are mulching plants in a nice memorial park somewhere.....

energy is neither created nor destroyed, it just exists in different forms. so the energy of the dead becomes fertilizer for the living. i like this and i'm sticking to it!

xxalainaxx